I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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