He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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