Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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