I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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