Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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