Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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