I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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