You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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