I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
