Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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