I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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