Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
