I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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