Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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