On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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