Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize