he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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