Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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