you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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