I'm lost and stupid without you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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