Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
