Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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