How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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