so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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