O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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