absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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