Will you blow on my dice?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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