thus making me awesome and them whores
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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