Sponge bath it is.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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