I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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