I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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