We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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