I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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