Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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