Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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