I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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