so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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