I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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