Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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