I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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