I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize