dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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