He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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