you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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