didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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