Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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