I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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