Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.