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• (805): View more from California

  she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

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• (646): View more from New York

  My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...

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• (619): View more from California

  dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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• (716): View more from New York

  your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?

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  THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.

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