i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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