Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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