I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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