saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Panties = found
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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