ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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