so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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